Total Medals Earned: 2,384 (From 572 different games.) Total Medal Score: 40,735 Points
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/65 points)
Completing a level without accident
Use a chainsaw
3x dead
First time dead
Help Harry find his way home
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/220 points)
Clear the first 5 levels!
Clear levels 5-10!
Check out the Credits Page!
Clear Levels 15-20!
Clear levels 10-15!
Clear levels 20-25
Clear every level!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/40 points)
Did you? Lovely.
You opened the credits page.
You won the game...
Medals Earned: 9/10 (65/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (120/495 points)
clear baby steps
clear around the corner
clear ssszzss
clear jump the gap
clear dotted line
clear sharp landing
clear snek
clear long way around
clear 3 leaf clovers
clear passing through
clear hole in the wall
clear perfect lasagna
clear lilypads
clear sharp edges
clear stick to the wall
clear two-lane traffic
clear bonk
clear crisscross
Medals Earned: 3/3 (130/130 points)
Watch the intro
SPOILER
Saved the world from a hipster apocalypse
Medals Earned: 7/20 (70/500 points)
Crap brick breaker rehash, can't be bothered
You touched a poop!
TAKE THE STAIRS FATTY
Sir I asked for your Heavy Equipment Operator License. This is a holographic Blastoise.
You are now the ambassador for planet Earth
Kill a construction worker
Achieve the inevitable
Have you tried eating less fiber
Visit with the spectral forms of your many victims
Collect all the dumb movies
Visit the Demolition Carnival
And all it took was days of obsessive hoarding