Total Medals Earned: 2,311 (From 558 different games.) Total Medal Score: 39,935 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 5/20 (65/485 points)
Perform 200 headshots
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill 643 zombies
Kill the 1st boss
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 2nd boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Hallucinate
Defeat the Combined Golem
Open City Door
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (75/75 points)
Win The Anger Game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/205 points)
Finish the game
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 5/5 (80/80 points)
Why the hell would a robot need breasts?
How witty!
Looks like you got the axe! Ha!
Medals Earned: 4/7 (250/360 points)
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the medium difficulty
Reach the end of the game... Or is it?
Break Lynne's heart
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the easy difficulty
Activate all the 20 monitors in the game
Go from the first checkpoint to rescuing Lynne in the hard difficulty
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/40 points)
Find Bert the Clown before he finds you!
Finally wake up